Hello there, kids! Welcome to this week’s edition of Archrival | Dachis Group Presents: Buzz of the Week.
This week we get a sad glimpse into the life of a guy who has never had contact with a member of the opposite sex, we revisit the idiocy of a suburbanite’s thug-life, find out what happens when paranoid conspiracy theorists are allowed to own a chemistry set, and see just how important monogamy is to tattoo artists.
Happy Friday everyone.
• We bet his
girlfriend mom loved taking this video.
• Texts from Bennett.
• Rescued beagles see sunlight for the first time. WARNING: You will cry.
• Turning to the most frightening news item of the week, we now have this to worry about.
• Just a normal cat sitting normally on the stairs.
• Tip of the Week: Never have your ex-boyfriend who you cheated on tattoo Narnia on your back.
• Disregard our Tip of the Week. Fake out!
• This is the liquor cabinet you’re looking for.